Jokes that I thought were funny
A saying a day keeps the fun away
One World one dream was the saying for the Beijing Olympics. The saying ment that Beijing people wanted to be like the rest of the world. They wanted to share everything with the world. It was a very big party in Beijing for the opening of the Olympics in Beijing China. Then you have Shanghai [...]
Funny Married jokes
The 5th Affair: Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to,” his wife replied. “No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!” “I [...]
Marriage jokes
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man thought. Rating 3.00 out of 5 [?]
jokes going around Shanghai
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest [...]
Married jokes in Shanghai
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on [...]
