Archive for May, 2009
Maserati test drive thru the streets of Shanghai
2009 Maserati Quattroporte Sport GT S By Shanghai D.D’s Club Spring 2009 Expected Pricing: 2.6 million RMB Maserati describes the Sport GT S, as “the ultimate expression of Maserati’s sportiness in the Quattroporte range.” In short, it’s a big, sensuous four-door that goes fast and handles sharply. Up close, this Quattroporte has the sheer presence [...]
Shanghai M1nt nightclub review May 2009
O.k., its Saturday night and I get a call to go clubbing at M1nt. I just got back from New York and have not seen the club in almost 3 months in Shanghai. I take a cab towards the bund and then find the club is actually off of the bund by 4 blocks. I [...]
Funny Married jokes
The 5th Affair: Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to,” his wife replied. “No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!” “I [...]
Marriage jokes
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man thought.
jokes going around Shanghai
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest [...]
Married jokes in Shanghai
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on [...]
Half price Tuesday for Shanghai tourists
Finally a way to see the city and save even if it’s only one day out of the week. You save a lot of money given the door ticket at most of the places are at least 80 rmb or $10. at least Tourists pose for photographs on May 3 on the 259-meter-high transparent walkway [...]
Shanghai GM April sales up 35% to 55,246 units
Shanghai GM April sales up 35% to 55,246 units They are doing so well in China and they are having so many problems in the states. If they cut costs on all the x-pats they employ in China they might actually make money instead of losing 17 million dollars a day! Shanghai, May 5 (Gasgoo.com) [...]
Finally back in Shanghai
I’ve been in New York for the past 3 months and it was so quiet. The city that never sleeps was a city worried if they would have a job or not next week. Everyone was out and looking for something to do that didn’t cost money. When your in China for a while it’s [...]
